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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Cover) - STRFKR

A phone rings in the middle of the night.

My father yells “Whatcha gonna do with your life?”

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

suzume, tsuru, yuyuka and nana in swimsuits +  boys’ reactions

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

helveticas:

I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity 

dewduhlz123:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth. As. Fuck.

pokemoniall:

this man is probably so ashamed that 50 years later he is in the same spot again

revolutionarygirluterus:

It’s 2014 so that means that a lot of the kids born in 2000 are just starting their weaboo phase.

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my-five-meters:

OH MY GOD

SO I WAS IN STUDY HALL AND WE’RE ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE WE DO WORK

SO IM ON 8TRACKS, I HAVE MY HEADPHONES PLUGGED IN AND I PRESS PLAY

EXCEPT, MY HEADPHONES WERE IN THE WRONG SLOT SO NOW ITALY’S BELTING OUT MARUKAITE CHIKYUU ON FULL VOLUME WHILE IM FREAKING OUT

I FINALLY CLOSED THE TAB AND EVERYONE IS JUST STARING AT ME

I HAVE BEEN DUBBED THE SCHOOL WEEABOO

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made