I typed thneed into the google collab thing and CHARLES DICKENS
added this to it:
If you can’t post it, I win.
If your ask is not up, or you have no anon box, you will not get a message.
Do it, make my day.
My inbox is feeling needy today
I am curious.
Pfft, sex doesn’t make me uncomfortable.
I CAN’T EVEN WATER FLOWERS IN ANIMAL CROSSING
when someone tries really hard to be funny but theyre just not funny and youre just there like
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
John: Scope some sweet photos!
Dave: NURSE A MASSIVELY EMBARRASSING CRUSH.
New worlds I want to see in Kingdom Hearts III (Disney Edition)
OMFG Ducktales/Darkwing Duck
i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself
IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP
Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.
do you ever feel your breasts and go ‘woah man really soft’
I normally don’t make these sorts of things, but I’m truly curious. Please reblog if you still plan on cosplaying, voice acting, drawing, and/or writing things about Homestuck after Act 7, or simply reblog if you’re a dedicated fan and want to keep the fandom alive.
Blackfish - Trailer
Beyond the lies, beneath the deception, the truth will surface.
OKAY, WE NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON, YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE THIS. ESPECIALLY DURING THE HEIGHT OF VACATION SEASON. DO NOT SUPPORT SEA PARKS WITH CAPTIVE WHALES. IT’S NOT ENVIRONMENTAL PROPAGANDA (I can’t believe I even used those words) IT’S A REAL ISSUE AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF PROOF, IT’S A MATTER OF COVERING IT UP AND IGNORING IT!
Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!
Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.
THIS INFURIATES ME.
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.
Makes me so mad.
I’m about to kill someone
One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.
Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!This makes me so angry…my cousin, who will be driving in the next few years has CF. She, like many others with the illness, LOOKS like a regular person, but she is very very sick. I really hope not many people are that ignorant to think that a disability is only on the exterior.
So my parents parked our car in the handicap spot once because my little sister is blind. We forgot her cane so we just said fuck it and started walking into the store. This lady practically almost ran us over, and when we asked why she just pointed at the parking spot. I grabbed my sister and pulled her to the lady and I told her hat she was blind. She laughed in my face, and I grabbed my sisters face and showed her her eyes. My sisters blindness lets her have no control of where her eyes focused, so when the lady saw her eyes she just gave the biggest ‘oh shit’ face I have ever seen in my life. She sped off and a man who was watching the whole thing, high fived me.